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Mile High
02:04
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Better buckle up / We're going for a ride
I’ll meet you honey / On the other side
Are you in the upright and locked position?
I’m gonna start my engine
We’re getting high, getting mile high
Let’s join the club, we’re getting high
At 40,000 feet is where we'll meet
No need to delay / We are taking off
Start to descend / I prefer to be on top
Coffee, tea, or me? Don’t be shy
Getting down to business on the red eye
We’re getting high, getting mile high
Let’s join the club, we’re getting high
Gonna drive you wild for the next hundred miles
Join our club
Starts to get bumpy / Hold on real tight
We'll put the lay in layover / On our connection time
Gonna need some oxygen when we're through
To inflate just blow on the tube
We’re getting high, getting mile high
Let’s join the club, we’re getting high
I’ll give you the time of your life when we’re up in the sky
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Raise your hand if you took nudie pics / And sent them to someone
Or blacked out after drinking / That one makes you a glutton
Ever envied your friends / Or wished they weren't so pretty
Little lazy in their time of need / And said you were busy
Hell is a party, you’re cordially invited
RSVP
So we'll be reunited
Hell is a party
See the devil on display
Repondez s’il vous plait
My friends know sin so well
Let’s play show and tell
Oh I will see your lovely faces in Hell
You ain't too proud to beg / But too proud to bone a fatty
Someone says you’re not their type / And you get all catty
Did you do it before marriage / I promise not to tell
That's a lie, you know / I'll see your lovely face in Hell
I will see your face in Hell
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Day Drunk
02:07
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We've got a twelve pack and a bottle of gin
You won't need glasses to see what shape we're in
Countdown and coffee til we reach 12 o'clock
At 11:59 we can start pouring shots
We're getting day drunk
It's way more fun
Drinking in the sun
And you will too
Because the daytime is better with a shitload of booze
We know it's irresponsible to sit and drink all day
But nighttime drinking has become so passé
Everybody’s drunk by the time you wake up
And we're only getting started so pour another cup
Now I know what you're thinking, and you’re not far off
But we're not alcoholics
We just drink lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots
We will drink anything that you can incubate
Bloody Mary, rum & coke, we don't discriminate
Gotta have the hard stuff, don't come here with your wine
Could you unscrew a new jar of fucking moonshine?
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4. |
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We've got a twelve pack and a bottle of gin
You won't need glasses to see what shape we're in
Countdown and coffee til we reach 12 o'clock
At 11:59 we can start pouring shots
We're getting day drunk
It's way more fun
Drinking in the sun
And you will too
Because the daytime is better with a shitload of booze
We know it's irresponsible to sit and drink all day
But nighttime drinking has become so passé
Everybody’s drunk by the time you wake up
And we're only getting started so pour another cup
Now I know what you're thinking, and you’re not far off
But we're not alcoholics
We just drink lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots
We will drink anything that you can incubate
Bloody Mary, rum & coke, we don't discriminate
Gotta have the hard stuff, don't come here with your wine
Could you unscrew a new jar of fucking moonshine?
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Uh huh
That’s right
Fuck yeah
Riot on the dance floor
You’re so demure, standing innocently
Magnetic attraction
Baby if you're feeling locked we got the key
Everybody's asking, I thought it was understood
How we rock so hard and we look so good
Tipper Whore Party Program
Tipper Whore uh huh that’s right
Tipper Whore Party Program
Fucking ready to rock
I want you to dance your dick off
I want you to dance your tits off
Stop your hesitating
Have another sip and get carried away
A la soirée de danses, hey!
Baby if you're feeling lost we’ll show you the way
It’s our duty, it's our mission
To make you shimmy and shake while you listen
We only show you the path you see
But if you're ready to party, please proceed
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Two Sticks
02:12
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Whip out your stick and I'll show you mine
Tie them up and you’ll twist in time
Push it hard, you better make it fast
We want the burn to really last
Gonna start a fire / Two sticks
Together together
Start a fire
Hot hot fire
Grab another stick and break a sweat
Watch a weenie grow and you’ll get wet
Grab a sugar puff, make it black
Bit JUST THE TIP then put it back
Getting me hot
You're getting me hot, better cool it
See you with that wood, now don't you do it
Just whip out your hose, stick it in here
Come inside and finish your beer
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Summer Sausage
02:55
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JUST THE TIP of it, just a little bit
One bite and I'm in for the night of my life
He is in his prime
May June July
Oh it’s getting hot and I need you inside
I need you inside
It is the summer and I am sucking on a sausage in the hot, hot sun
What fun / Hot sun
Muy caliente, my chorizo baby
You are nice and spicy, but you leave me craving
Andouille, just a little chewy
You know only one thing can do me
Kielbasa, now you're getting hotter
Bangers and mash?
I'll have to pass
Frankfurter, you go a little further
But you won't hit the spot
No, I need a toe curler!
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8. |
KWK
02:21
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Ho Hey
KWK
Kocaine with Ke$ha on a sunny day
Starting at Santa's pub
Karaoke night
Bump in the bathroom
Now I’m feeling okay, feeling alright
Rocky rollercoaster of cocaine and Xanex
Never guess what happens next
Our bodies covered in glitter and spandex
Finger lickin’ hot chicken
Red lights are for suckers, cause we got a mission
Tomato fightin’ and street corner preachin'
Little coke in a cadi
Deep in East Nasty
She says love is her drug
Blah blah blah fucking noise
Oh honey all she wants is
Booze, boots, boys, nose candy, and toys
Mile high, then touch down
TWIN CITIES!
She kissed me with her flaming lips
On a trip, wanna boast, saw a ghost, got busy
So low now it's barely a felony
You can bet she’s gonna get the best of me
‘One more blow of snow’
Somewhere in Prince’s bungalow
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